“- Garth Algar: Well, you know what you can do with your show? You can take a flying...
[a passing jet liner mutes out most of what he says]
- Garth Algar: ...till the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!
- Wayne Campbell: You kiss your mother with that mouth?”
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“- Cathy: Punish me.
- Heathcliff: I'm going to. When I take her in my arms, when I kiss her, when I promise her life and happiness.”

Merle Oberon - Cathy
Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff

“My dearest sweetheart, Klara, I can't stand it any longer. Take your key and open post office box 237 and take me out of my envelope... and kiss me.”
James Stewart - Alfred Kralik

- Elizabeth Cotton: Candy, do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
- "Candy" Johnson: Opened, honey. I don't want to miss anything.
Lana Turner - Elizabeth Cotton
Clark Gable - "Candy" Johnson

“- Biff Grimes: I guess a little kiss is harmless if it's all in fun.
- Amy Lind: Even if it isn't in fun.”
James Cagney - Biff Grimes
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - Amy Lind