“- Sylvie Cooper: So what are you busted for?
- Ivy: I gotta keep a certain grade point average. I'm slipping in biology.”
Sara Gilbert - Sylvie Cooper
Drew Barrymore - Ivy

“Some of you may have had easy lives up until now. Some of you may not. Life this semester won't be easy for any of you. Your grades in your first year of law school can determine your entire future in the law.”
James Earl Jones - Professor Banks

“- Myrna Goldfarb: I happen to have a Master's degree in African-American studies.
- Pierre Delacroix: So you fucked a nigger in college.”
Dina Pearlman - Myrna Goldfarb
Damon Wayans - Pierre Delacroix

“- Drix: Where did you study?
- Osmosis Jones: Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools.”
David Hyde Pierce - Drix
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“- Sarah Harding: Don't light that! Dinosaurs pick up scents from miles away. We're here to observe and document, not interact.
- Ian Malcolm: Which is a scientific impossibility.”
Julianne Moore - Sarah Harding
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm