“Most of these young girls today don't know their cooch from a hole in the wall. See, that's why I dress... and rest, cause love don't live here anymore.”
Tyra Ferrell - Jessie

“Jamie doesn't date nice guys. She puts them in the friendzone and tortures the shit out of them.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“First love is such sweet despair, Colin.”
Dame Judi Dench - Dame Sybil Thorndike

“- Jarmilla Hanka: I don't want to be here or - or anywhere without you.
- Karel Vavra: Maybe somewhere in the world, sweethearts still walk together hand-in-hand. But, not here, darling.”
Patricia Morison - Jarmilla Hanka
Alan Curtis - Karel Vavra

“If you see them, you tell them that I love them very much and I want to see them again and that they are very nice, very attractive boys.”
Maury Chaykin - Kirk, Waiter