“Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey

“You ain’t got a forehead you got a five-head.”
Mike Epps - Reggie

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] We don't want to go anywhere with you, Melon Head!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Colin: Why don't you come work for me? You're young. You should be with a winner.
- Nate: I prefer to work somewhere with a little bit of legacy.
- Colin: Nothing lasts forever.
- [Both laugh]
- Nate: [staring up at Colin's bald head] Clearly.”
Colin Mochrie - Colin Frost
Portia Doubleday - Nate

“That's right monkey, play my head!”
Peter Dante - Dante