“- Tracy: Do you think she's had work?
- Sally: Why would she have had work? She still looks gorgeous.
- Tracy: Well, that's when they're having it now, before it all turns to shit.”
Kate Burton - Tracy
Margaret Colin - Sally

“First to flower, first to fall.”
Christoph Waltz - Cornelis Sandvoort

“- Maxwell Smart: Well, you were no help at all.
- Agent 99: How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.
- Maxwell Smart: I never said dusty.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99

“I know what this is about, you're a woman and you're afraid of becoming obsolete. You're at an age when men are starting to notice younger girls and it's freaking you out.”

Jon Favreau - Adam Levy

“You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.”

Toni Collette - Rose