“I find I can make a very honest living cheating at cards.”
Millard Mitchell - Gentleman George

“Lady, you can't cheat at bingo. If you could, I would, but you can't. I won because I was lucky - lucky to wind up in a town full of losers!”

Earl Pastko - Mr. Skin (a.k.a. Satan)

“- Card Player #2: I didn't know you were the Sundance Kid when I said you were cheating. If I draw on you, you'll kill me.
- The Sundance Kid: There's that possibility.”

Sam Elliott - Card Player #2
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid

“Okay, you and the rest of your basteges can gamble, but don't try no fargin tricks, otherwise you wind up with you bells in a sling.”
Richard Dimitri - Roman Troy Moronie

“- Gus Green: Joe, what are the odds of you getting hit by lightning again?
- Joe Waters: Hey, Gus, what were the odds the first time I got hit? And what were the odds the second time I got hit?”
Danny Glover - Gus Green
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters