“You think I'd go hoarse for a player with no potential? When I ignore you... then you worry.”
Christine Dunford - Coach Davis

“- Coach Klein: Bobby, can you do that for me every game?
- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.”

Henry Winkler - Coach Klein
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“He can block, tackle, score the touch down, snap the ball, and kick the extra point. Hell, the boy will fill up the Gatorade cooler, walk the dog, and paint your back porch.”
Grover Coulson - L.V. Miles

“Wingate is what you'd call a finesse pitcher. Relies on control, accuracy, not speed. They time this kid's fastball with an hourglass!”

Bob Uecker - Harry Doyle

“They're bigger! They're stronger! They're faster! They've got more facial hair!”

Matt Doherty - Lester Averman