“- Walter: Doctor said it's bad for my heart.
- Jeff Dunham: All the caffeine?
- Walter: No, seeing my wife naked.
- Jeff Dunham: That's awful.
- Walter: Oh, you've seen her, too?”
Jeff Dunham - Walter
Jeff Dunham - Himself

“- Jade: My first wife used to mow the lawn stark naked.
- Rowdy Abilene: What did your neighbors say?
- Jade: They said I married her for her money.”
Harold Diamond - Jade
Ronn Moss - Rowdy Abilene

“I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“I don't want to go to dinner, I want to get naked with Sarah Deaver.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss

“The bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette