“- Paula: Based on the initial personality assessment, I think that I can have your son moved out of this house and living on his own by June fifteenth.
- Al: Hallelujah!”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula
Terry Paxton Bradshaw - Al

There's going to be a big call for this unit, and we'll make him right here in Detroit. That means jobs we can all be proud of, and make "made in America" mean something again.
Dan O'Herlihy - Old Man

“- Mrs. Gregory: What's so special about the cheesemakers?
- Gregory: Obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.”
Carol Cleveland - Mrs. Gregory
Terence Bayler - Gregory

“I must restrain my farts and do something altogether more productive.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Merivel

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: They always want to cast their buddies. It doesn't even matter if they're right for the part.
- Orson Welles: Tell me about it. I'm supposed to do a thriller for Universal. They want Charlton Heston as a Mexican.”

Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Vincent D'Onofrio - Orson Welles