“- Paula: Based on the initial personality assessment, I think that I can have your son moved out of this house and living on his own by June fifteenth.
- Al: Hallelujah!”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula
Terry Paxton Bradshaw - Al

There's going to be a big call for this unit, and we'll make him right here in Detroit. That means jobs we can all be proud of, and make "made in America" mean something again.
Dan O'Herlihy - Old Man

“- Halley Reed: He wants to produce something of mine.
- Cliff Stern: Yeah. Your first child.”

Mia Farrow - Halley Reed
Woody Allen - Cliff Stern

“- Mrs. Gregory: What's so special about the cheesemakers?
- Gregory: Obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.”
Carol Cleveland - Mrs. Gregory
Terence Bayler - Gregory

“I must restrain my farts and do something altogether more productive.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Merivel