“- Benji: She tried to shoot me!
- Ethan Hunt: That doesn't make her a bad person.”
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“I can see your gun, unless you're so extreme that you have a second dick coming out of your hip!”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Dr. Richard Appleby: You actually see a connection between a nosebleed and a house falling?
- John Garrett: Yeah, they're both dead. That seems to happen a lot around here, did you notice that?
- Dr. Richard Appleby: I don't appreciate your humor.”
Ed Grady - Dr. Richard Appleby
Terence Knox - John Garrett

“There's great wisdom in jokes.There's more insight in jokes than most books on philosophy.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“We may have lost the war, but heaven knows we haven't lost our sense of humor!”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Dr. Arliss Loveless