“You would think this would fall faster than this. And you would be absolutely right.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz

“I never use seatbelts. I don't believe in gravity.”
Hollis McLaren - Chrissie

- Nick Rivers: Hillary. That's an unusual name.
- Hillary Flammond: It's a German name. It means “she whose bosoms defy gravity”.
- Nick Rivers: I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick.
- Hillary Flammond: Nick? What does that mean?
- Nick Rivers: Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.
Val Kilmer - Nick Rivers
Lucy Gutteridge - Hillary Flammond

“Time is relative, okay? It can stretch and it can squeeze, but... it can't run backwards. Just can't. The only thing that can move across dimensions, like time, is gravity.”
Anne Hathaway - Brand

“The high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon