“I'm not crying because you're mean. I just can't imagine how incredibly painful it must be to be you.”

Michelle Williams - Ruby

“- Charlie Arglist: Whose thumb is this?
- Vic Cavanaugh: Oh yeah, Roy. Good news: Charlie brought your thumb.”

John Cusack - Charlie Arglist
Billy Bob Thornton - Vic Cavanaugh

“- Peter: Remember the squirrels?
- Jack: Don't even say it.
- Peter: First I knocked them out of their nest with a rock.
- Jack: Peter!
- Peter: Then I saved them.”
Peter Gallagher - Peter
Bill Pullman - Jack

“No beast so fierce without some trace of pity?”
William Hickey - Lars Hagstrom

“- Teela: What a barbaric world...
- Duncan: Never think while you are hungry.”

Chelsea Field - Teela
Jon Cypher - Duncan (Man-at-Arms)