“If the Russians used their women instead of missiles, we'd be wearing furry hats right now.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Paul Shepherdson

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Russians have satellite laser weapons. Why can't we, too?”
Clu Gulager - Norman Mart

“I'm concerned about a Chinaman who thinks it's wise to come to a business transaction with automatic weapons. None of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here, in this country, it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it.”

Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello

“I prefer Russia. It's as corrupt as America, but there's less bullshit.”
Sir Sean Connery - Barley

“In Moscow we fought for an inch of freedom! Here you take it and pour shit all over it.”
Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff