“Best buck 49 buffet in town.”

Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“- Peter: I'd be careful with those fat-free chips - they cause anal leakage.
- Roger: You cause anal leakage.
- Peter: It says so on the bag.
- Roger: What kind of marketing braniac puts anal leakage on his product? How can they even sell that crap?”

Thomas Jane - Peter Donahue
Jason Bateman - Roger Donahue

“- Maura Ellis: We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party food.
- Brinda: Oh, is that why you're dressed like the homeless?”
Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis
Maya Rudolph - Brinda

“You're right, it's a classic kidnapping. They took our children and the canned goods and pasta.”
Nick Offerman - Frank

“- Timon: That worked like a dream.
- Pumbaa: It did?
- Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?”

Nathan Lane - Timon
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa