“Every time you talk, you say something unpleasant, so just be quiet.”
Melanie Lynskey - Rachel Wheaton

“- Ari Gold: Hey, Liam!
- Liam Neeson: Go fuck yourself, Ari.
- Ari Gold: Forgive and forget, buddy, no?”
Jeremy Piven - Ari Gold
Liam Neeson - Liam Neeson

“- Tim Culley: You stay in the car.
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Who stay in the car?
- Tim Culley: Him. Stay in the car.
- Ben Coogan: I don't wanna stay in the car.
- Tim Culley: Look, we've got to be sly and stealthy, and you're too pissed.
- Ben Coogan: Bullshit, I can be just as sly and slealthy as you can.”
William M. Holden - Tim Culley
Robert Preston - Dr. Irving Finegarten

“Minimumwage for a maximum loser!”
Alexandra Holden - Lulu

- Billy: She's the only girl that makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. When I'm not with her... I'm not living. I'm only existing until I can hold her in my arms again.
- Jessica: [sighs]
- Jake: "Gay, gay, gay, gay."
Matthew Lawrence - Billy
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Eric Christian Olsen - Jake