“- Caleb Colton: Am I alive?
- Severen: Hey. You look like 40 miles of rough road!”

Adrian Pasdar - Caleb Colton
Bill Paxton - Severen

“I was trying to make you feel better and you hit me in the head! Now there's a bump on my head. It looks like a dinosaur egg. If that dinosaur hatches people are gonna think I'm some sort of prehistoric gentleman bird.”

Jonah Hill - Cooker

“- Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
- Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.
- Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“- Kellie Frost: They say it's not when you get hurt bull ridin', it's how bad.
- Lane Frost: Naa, the bulls don't want nothin' to do with ya. They just wanna buck you off and get on with there business. A'sides... people'll heard you a lot sooner.”
Cynthia Geary - Kellie Frost
Luke Perry - Lane Frost

- Ken Webb: Have a lot of you guys been injured?
- John W. Martin: It's called "wounded", Peanut. "Injured" is when you fall out of a tree or something.
Dexter Fletcher - John W. Martin