“You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ass!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Dominic: Shouldn't we synchronise our watches?
- Charlie Croker: Nuts to your watches! You just be there at a quarter to.”
David Salamone - Dominic
Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“- Stew Deedle: Did you change your watch?
- Phil Deedle: Why? I like this watch?
- Stew Deedle: We're in a different time zone, bud!”
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle
Paul William Walker IV - Phil Deedle

“- Ginny: Is that a new watch?
- Robert Green: Ya, dual time zones: tells the time in two places.
- Ginny: What for?
- Robert Green: So if I'm in L.A. and want to know the time in New York I don't have to go through the anguish of adding three.”
Kathleen Wilhoite - Ginny
Alec Baldwin - Robert Green

“- Rafael: You guys are late.
- Pedro: Clock late.”
George Lopez - Rafael
Will.i.am - Pedro