“- Alex: Dude, your bed is a car.
- Jeff: Yeah, but it’s a fucking sweet car!”
Allen Covert - Alex

“I counted five thousand sheeps in those three beds, so I had to have another bed to sleep in. You wouldn't want me to sleep with the sheeps, would you?”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“I told you darling, we don't need separate bedrooms. I don't mind you snoring.”

Pierce Brosnan - Daniel Rafferty

- Alison Bradbury: What are you doing?
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: I'm going to bed.
- Alison Bradbury: Not with me you're not.
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: I'm not going to bed with you, I'm going to bed in a bed you happen to be in also.
Daphne Zuniga - Alison Bradbury
John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson

“- Lisa Bentwright: Where would you sleep?
- Jimmy Reardon: In bed, of course.
- Lisa Bentwright: Whose bed?
- Jimmy Reardon: We'll talk about that when we get there.”
Meredith Salenger - Lisa Bentwright
River Phoenix - Jimmy Reardon