“- Dave: What's wrong with wanting to be liked?
- Chase Hammond: You want them to like you, Dave? Tell them to go fuck themselves. People like that need people like you, otherwise there's twice as much trash and no one to take it out.”
Mark Webber - Dave
Adrian Grenier - Chase Hammond

“How doomed you are, Autobots. You simply fail to understand, that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...”
Leonard Nimoy - Sentinel Prime

“Everybody obviously wants deeply to laugh at anything today. It's like the war years in that people wants escapism, big escapism. What the devil, it's a nervous world we live in. But it's the affluent society too and we're all on a spending spree.”
Burt Lancaster

“We pass a damn gas station every hundred yards for a thousand miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?”
Peter Dante - Dante