“Must be nice to fuck a lawyer, instead of always being fucked by one.”
Stan Shaw - Phillips

“- Carl Hanratty: How did you do it, Frank? How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
- Frank Abagnale Jr.: I didn't cheat. I studied for two weeks and I passed.”
Tom Hanks - Carl Hanratty
Leonardo DiCaprio - Frank Abagnale Jr.

“Wouldn't it be funny if I went to Harvard, you went to Jail and we both ended up surrounded by crooks?”
Tom Cruise - Mitch McDeere

“In my first year of law school everybody loved everybody else, because we were all studying the law, and the law was a noble thing. By my third year you were lucky if you weren't murdered in your sleep. People stole exams, hid research materials from the library, and lied to the professors. Such is the nature of the profession.”
Matt Damon - Rudy Baylor

“- Jason Kelly: Being a corporate lawyer, you know, it's got its upsides.
- Dick Kelly: You know what I'd rather do?
- Jason Kelly: What?
- Dick Kelly: I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon.”
Zac Efron - Jason Kelly
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly