“There I was, everybody making a hero of me. I accepted it because I didn't have guts enough to refuse it. It went on, and on - the honors piled up. And every one I got made it more impossible to tell the truth.”

Berton Churchill - Mr. Winston

“- General Bonner Fellers: McArthur believes in honor.
- General Richter: And glory. His own, of course. At your expense.”
Matthew Fox - General Bonner Fellers
Colin Moy - General Richter

I know what you're thinking: "This woman's a tramp and she's in love with him". Well, I am a tramp! And I am in love with him!

Paulette Goddard - Anita Dixon

“- Mrs. Topper: I think its ridiculous for a man of your age to pursue young girls. What will the neighbors think?
- Cosmo Topper: I didn't pursue them, Clara. They forced themselves on me.
- Mrs. Topper: Don't be absurd! Imagine girls, pretty girls, forcing themselves on a paunchy, middle-aged man.”
Billie Burke - Mrs. Topper
Roland Young - Cosmo Topper

“- Ed: This is where I come to think... I think.
- Dexter Reed: Funny, I never figured you as much of a thinker.”
Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed