“- Mrs. Murphy: What did you learn in school today?
- Dade: Revenge.”
Alberta Watson - Lauren Murphy
Jonny Lee Miller - Dade

“- Seth: Dude you shouldn't have parked there.
- Evan: Man I'm about to graduate, they should be sucking on my ballsack, that’s the least they can do for stealing 4 years of my life.”

Jonah Hill - Seth
Michael Cera - Evan

“In the midst of life, one really hates to close these long standing accounts. But, business is business.”

Walter Huston - Mr. Scratch

“- Grandfather: You think you can just drop her into my life then take her away again? I won't allow it! She can't stay here.
- Dete: She's got to, she's your granddaughter.
- Grandfather: No! I don't have a granddaughter, not anymore.”

Jason Robards - Grandfather
Jane Hazlegrove - Dete

“- Surplus Store Owner: Fuck you. Who the fuck are you? Are you fucking with me? You're fucking with me!
- D-Fens: I am just disagreeing with you! In America, we have the freedom of speech, the right to disagree!
- Surplus Store Owner: Fuck you and your freedom.”
Frederic Forrest - Surplus Store Owner
Michael Douglas - D-Fens