“- Dex: You think it's more honest to pretend to listen to a woman when you're just thinking about getting laid.
- Dave: I think it's more honest than pretending I don't wanna get laid.
- Dex: That's the whole point. Don't pretend. Just really let go of your desire.”
Donal Logue - Dex
James 'Kimo' Wills - Dave

“- Danny Ocean: Phil Turenteen.
- Rusty Ryan: Dead.
- Danny Ocean: No shit. On the job?
- Rusty Ryan: Skin cancer.
- Danny Ocean: Did you send flowers?
- Rusty Ryan: Dated his wife for a while.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: Did I tell you guys I'm taking out Carol Heathrow tomorrow night?
- Timothy Fenwick Jr.: She... is death!”
Mickey Rourke - Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell
Kevin Bacon - Timothy Fenwick Jr.

“- Detective Cameron: I got good news and bad news, girls. The good news is your dates are here.
- Sorority Sister: What's the bad news?
- Detective Cameron: They're dead.”
Tom Atkins - Ray Cameron

“You wanna be honest, don't you? You don't have to die to keep the John Doe ideal alive. Someone already died for that once. The first John Doe.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Ann Mitchell