“I find I can make a very honest living cheating at cards.”
Millard Mitchell - Gentleman George

“Lady, you can't cheat at bingo. If you could, I would, but you can't. I won because I was lucky - lucky to wind up in a town full of losers!”

Earl Pastko - Mr. Skin (a.k.a. Satan)

“- Card Player #2: I didn't know you were the Sundance Kid when I said you were cheating. If I draw on you, you'll kill me.
- The Sundance Kid: There's that possibility.”

Sam Elliott - Card Player #2
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid

“You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: why don't you give me half the money your were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!”
Wallace Shawn - Marty

“- Ted the Bellhop: Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife.
- Margaret: He made you have psycho sex with his wife?
- Ted the Bellhop: No, he didn't make me fuck his wife, he thought I'd fucked his wife! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun!”
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop
Marisa Tomei - Margaret