“Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.”
Gary W. Cruz - Video Newscaster

“- Anna-Maria Mazarelli: So pretty!
- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: Alright, enough of this safe and sane garbage, it's time for dumb and dangerous!”

Fabiana Udenio - Anna-Maria Mazarelli
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp

“- Rachel Marron: And you're ready to die for me?
- Frank Farmer: It's the job.
- Rachel Marron: And you'd do it? Why?
- Frank Farmer: I can't sing.”
Whitney Houston - Rachel Marron
Kevin Costner - Frank Farmer

“I know a boy whose name is Arnie, He's, er, about to turn eighteen and have a big party, I know a boy whose name is Arnie. Come on down, buddy. Come on.”

Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape

“- Marylin Rexroth: You didn't ask me here to pick me up? You could be disbarred for that.
- Miles Massey: Maybe I'm reckless.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin
George Clooney - Miles