“- Wendy Darling: Oh, how sweet.
[Peter Pan looks disgusted]
- Wendy Darling: What? Are mermaids not sweet?
- Peter Pan: They'll sweetly drown you if you get too close.”

Rachel Hurd-Wood - Wendy Darling
Jeremy Sumpter - Peter Pan

“- Jim Levenstein: Did you see 'The Little Mermaid' on TV yesterday? Ariel, she's so hot!
- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: She's a mermaid dude.
- Jim Levenstein: Yeah, but not when she's on land, Oz.”
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein
Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher

“- Helen 'Mama' Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?
- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: No Mama, the search continues.”
Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“- Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
- Clark Griswold: No, sir, I don't.
- Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.”
James Keach - Motorcycle Cop
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold