“Come back! I love a lady with meat on her bones!”

Danny Elfman - Bonejangles

“- Henry Wayne: Do you like big women?
- T.K. Johnson: I love big women. If you want to feel the heat you got to have the meat.”
Tom Arnold - Henry Wayne
Anthony Anderson - T.K. Johnson

“The females of the species are larger. All the animals here are like that. They have to be to survive.”
Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson

“- Willard Young: I think she's fat.
- Lily Reed: No, she's not fat, she's voluptuous.
- Willard Young: What does that mean?
- Lily Reed: That means that she's fat in all the right places.”

Elijah Wood - Willard Young
Melanie Griffith - Lily Reed

“- Alley Thug: Fuck you, man! How fat is she?
- Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.”

Badja Djola - Alley Thug
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck