“- Sid Lidz: What's the highest number?
- Uncle Melvin: 6000. Want to know why? That's how much is in my bank account.”
John Turturro - Sid Lidz
Lou Cutell - Uncle Melvin

“- Number Two: Why not use your knowledge of the future to play the stock markets? We could make trillions.
- Dr. Evil: Why make a trillion when we could make... billions?
- Scott: A trillion's more than a billion, numbnuts.”
Robert Wagner - Number Two
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil
Seth Green - Scott Evil

“There is a number hidden in every act of life, in every aspect of the universe.”
Sean Penn - Paul Rivers

“Numbers are a door to understanding a mystery that is bigger than us.”
Sean Penn - Paul Rivers

“- Manny: Look, Jesus Christ was 33 when he died. People are still talking about Him.
- Bobby Rayburn: Jesus Christ? Give me my damn number!”

John Leguizamo - Manny
Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn