“- Cliff: You don't seem like the princess bed type to me.
- Tiger: Bad marriage. She took our daughter.”
Ronald Francis Perlman - Cliff
Tom Wood - Tiger

“- Steffi: Over the years I often wondered what would have happened if we stayed together.
- Joe: That's something we never gonna know. We've managed to produce a fabulous daughter though. She got your looks, fortunately, and my... magic personality.”
Goldie Hawn - Steffi
Woody Allen - Joe

“- Walter Burns: Sorta wish you hadn't done that, Hildy.
- Hildy Johnson: Done what?
- Walter Burns: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
- Hildy Johnson: That's what divorces are for!”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- The Princess Centimillia: I'd marry Captain McGloo tomorrow, even with that name.
- J. D. Hackensacker III: And divorce him the next month.
- The Princess Centimillia: Nothing is permanent in this world.”
Mary Astor - The Princess Centimillia
Rudy Vallee - J.D. Hackensacker III

“Let me make an honest woman of you. Divorce me!”

David O'Hara - Sean Kelly