“- Josh Kovacs: The average apartment in the Tower costs 5.6 million dollars. We have the best views, the most advanced security systems, but you know what these people are really buying?
- Rick Malloy: White neighbors?”
Ben Stiller - Josh Kovacs

“A blender? I mean, what is this? 1958? Give the little wife a blender?”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“The house doesn't care what's fair, who lives or dies. Know why? 'Cause it's a fucking house!”
Chris Kattan - Pritchett

“- Lina: Jakob, there are thieves in your apartment.
- Jakob: My apartment? What's to steal?”
Hannah Taylor Gordon - Lina
Robin Williams - Jakob

“- Alice: We don't even have an apartment. How can we have a dinner party?
- Charlotte: Well, its another incentive to get one.”
Chloë Sevigny - Alice
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte