“- Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experience.
- Alvy Singer: Thank you.
- Pam: It's a compliment.”
Shelley Duvall - Pam
Woody Allen - Alwy Singer

“- Elvin Clyde: Who did you go as?
- Peter Appleton: A horny young man.”
Bob Balaban - Elvin Clyde
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“The first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

- Celie Johnson: He just climb on top of me and do his business.
- Shug Avery: "Do his business"? You sound like he going to the toilet on you.
- Celie Johnson: That's what it feels like.
- Shug Avery: Why then, Miss Celie... that means you’re still a virgin!
Whoopi Goldberg - Celie Johnson
Margaret Avery - Shug Avery