“- Catherine Winslow: Oh, do you really think so, Sir Robert? How little you know about women. Good-bye. I doubt that we shall meet again.
- Sir Robert Morton: Oh, do you really think so, Miss Winslow? How little you know about men.”

Rebecca Pidgeon - Catherine Winslow
Jeremy Northam - Sir Robert Morton

“Ain't it just grand layin' there late at night in your bed, waitin' for your man to show up? And when he finally does, at oh about 4 o'clock in the mornin', with whiskey on his breath, and the smell of another woman on his person... Oh honey, I can smell another woman at 500 paces. That's a easy one to catch.”

Bette Midler - Mary Rose Foster

“I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south.”
Bill Engvall - Himself

“- Kate: Men are just giant artichokes. They're prickly and hairy and hard and... until you get to the heart.
- Parker Concorde: Which is the best part.”
Gabrielle Anwar - Kate
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde

“The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Or somewhere in that vicinity.”
Marcia Gay Harden - Shelby Goddard