“Family reunions are about uniting the family, bringing together the young and old. Singing and dancing and thanking God, giving Him the glory. Thanking him for getting us over.”
Cicely Tyson - Myrtle

I'd give each one of them a stick and, one for each one of them, then I'd say: "You break that". Of course they could real easy. Then I'd say: "Tie them sticks in a bundle and try to break that". Of course they couldn't. Then I'd say: "That bundle... that's family".
Richard Farnsworth - Alvin

“We all have the power - and it grows when it is shared.”
Grace Zabriskie - Magi Lune

“- Secretary Cleary: Once Sack and Claire tie the knot, two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges, will finally unite.
- John Beckwith: And then of course you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination.”
Christopher Walken - Secretary Cleary
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“- Darwin Mayflower: We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lira per diem.
- Minerva Mayflower: That's 200 dollars a day. So he can get a hooker and some tequila? Veto, Darwin!
- Hudson Hawk: I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.”
Richard R. Grant - Darwin Mayflower
Sandra Bernhard - Minerva Mayflower
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk