“Put... that... cookie... down! Cookies are for closers!”
Alec Baldwin - Boss Baby

“Am I talking to a brick wall? Did I tell you to touch her? If you touch her again; I stab you in the heart!”
Robin Williams - Seymour Parrish

“- Ted the Bellhop: Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife.
- Margaret: He made you have psycho sex with his wife?
- Ted the Bellhop: No, he didn't make me fuck his wife, he thought I'd fucked his wife! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun!”
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop
Marisa Tomei - Margaret

“- Wanda Gershwitz: I thought you weren't jealous?
- Otto: I'm not. I don't believe in jealousy, it's for the weak. One thing though. Touch his dick and he's dead!”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
Kevin Kline - Otto

“if I ever catch you near Frankie again, I'll take you out so fast, you won't even have time to spit.”

Paul Mones - Nick Hauser