“One: never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two: take it outside. Never start anything inside unless it's absolutely necessary. And three: be nice.”
Patrick Swayze - Dalton
“My dear, either you were born on a extremely rustic community, where good manners are unknown, or you suffer from a common feminine delusion that the mere fact of being a woman exempts you from the rules of civilized conduct.”
Clifton Webb - Waldo Lydecker
“- Agent 23: If you don't follow the rules here then what are we? - The Chief: I'm telling you what we're not, we're not people who jam staples into other people's heads, that's CIA crap.”
The Rock - Agent 23
Alan Arkin - The Chief
“I recall our blessed Lord said: here is a new commandment I give to you. That you love one another as I loved you. Surely it is not blasphemy to take that message to the shores of Africa or across the ocean sea.”
Georges Corraface - Christopher Columbus
“- Hilary: This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed. - Megan: Inappropriate? Like swearing? - Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.”
Melanie Lynskey - Hilary
Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Clea DuVall - Graham
