“The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return!”
Ewan McGregor - Christian

“You may not have learned much French today, but I think you have learned a little patience and tolerance and that is the same in every language.”
Bette Davis - Henriette Deluzy-Desportes

“What do you mean by reading a book? Suppose you learn something. Loyal Moronicans shouldn't read. Take your troops out and have them burn every book in Moronica.”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone

“- Scruno: Economics is a science of man's activities devoted to obtaining the material means for the satisfaction of his wants.
- Limpy: Where'd he learn that? He's absolutely illiterate!”

Ernest Morrison - Scruno
Huntz Hall - Limpy

“You're the greatest fool I've ever known, Kane. If it was anybody else, I'd say what's going to happen to you would be a lesson to you. Only you're going to need more than one lesson. And you're going to get more than one lesson.”

Ray Collins - James W. Gettys