“- Fuzzy: Is your father dead?
- Dr. Wilbur Larch: Cirrhosis. It's a disease of the liver.
- Fuzzy: What, a liver killed him?
- Dr. Wilbur Larch: No, alcohol killed him. He drank himself to death.”
Erik Per Sullivan - Fuzzy
Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch

“- CC Bloom: Hmm. Marge, you ought to cut down on the gasoline. It's bad for the complexion.
- Hillary: She could be dead.
- CC Bloom: Nah. If she was dead she would've dropped the bottle.”

Bette Midler - CC Bloom
Barbara Hershey - Hillary Whitney Essex

“- Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die.
- Jim: [eagerly] When?”

Cleavon Little - Bart
Gene Wilder - Jim

“- Jack Thornton: Did I ever tell you about my grandpa? Died when he was a hundred and six.
- Bartender: What interrupted his youth?
- Jack Thornton: He quit drinking.”
Clark Gable - Jack Thornton
Russ Powell - Bartender

“- Ben Sanderson: I came here to drink myself to death.
- Sera: How long will it take you?
- Ben Sanderson: I'd say about three to four weeks.”
Nicolas Cage - Ben Sanderson
Elisabeth Shue - Sera