“We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb. They send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife!”
Jason Statham - Rick Ford

“I came with low expectations and I was disappointed.”
Maggie Smith - Muriel Donnelly

“Forget it cake-eater! If you wanna play, play with yourself!”
Brandon Quintin Adams - Jesse Hall

“It is you, Kay, and you're alive! But what is it, Kay? You seem to be cold, like death. You seem to be Kay, but there's a strange difference. It's almost as if I didn't know you.”

Robert Paige - Frank Stanley

“- Katherine Caldwell: Count Alucard's real name is Count Dracula.
- Frank Stanley: Count Dracula? You mean the Hungarian who's supposed to have become...
- Katherine Caldwell: Don't use that word. We don't like it. Say, rather, that we are undead, immortal.”
Louise Allbritton - Katherine Caldwell
Robert Paige - Frank Stanley