“Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.”
Michael Cerveris - Frank

“I want you to send whatever you can afford. If you've got a thousand dollars in the bank, don't be afraid to send the whole thousand dollars.”
R. Lee Ermey - Jimmy Lee Farnsworth

“My dearest sweetheart, Klara, I can't stand it any longer. Take your key and open post office box 237 and take me out of my envelope... and kiss me.”
Jimmy Stewart - Alfred Kralik

“- Caroline McKay: Maybe our luck will change.
- Charlie Lait: Not as long as Elliott is after the mail contract.
- Caroline McKay: You mean Elliott is our bad luck?”
Virginia Vale - Caroline McKay
Carl Stockdale - Charlie Lait

“Here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously. I'm here to finally unveil our new and improved Human Infant Production Facility.”
Kelsey Grammer - Hunter