“Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is ketchup! Or maybe some of that special sauce you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“As I think you know, Alma, I prefer my asparagus with oil and salt. And knowing this, you've prepared the asparagus with butter. Now, I can imagine in certain circumstances being able to pretend that I like it made this way. Right now, I'm just admiring my own gallantry for eating it the way you've prepared it.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Reynolds Woodcock

“I hate crossing streams on logs. If I never cross another stream on a log for the rest of my life, I will die a happy girl!”
Heather Donahue - Herself

“Father, is this my husband-to-be? He's a toad. If the Emperor is so fond of him, why doesn't he marry him?”
Lucy Liu - Princess Pei Pei

“You are really on my very last nerve. You are a mind-boggling pain in my ass.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Royce