“As I think you know, Alma, I prefer my asparagus with oil and salt. And knowing this, you've prepared the asparagus with butter. Now, I can imagine in certain circumstances being able to pretend that I like it made this way. Right now, I'm just admiring my own gallantry for eating it the way you've prepared it.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Reynolds Woodcock

“Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is ketchup! Or maybe some of that special sauce you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“Perhaps you will regard my work with ridicule or even with a distaste. If so, destroy these records. But if you like me burn with the irresistable desire to penetrate the unknown, carry on.”

Basil Rathbone - Baron Wolf von Frankenstein

“I don't mind dying, but I hate the preliminaries.”
Bob Hope - Larry Lawrence

- "Red" Baxter: I don't like your faces.
- S. Quentin Quale: I suppose you think we like them.
Robert Barrat - "Red" Baxter
Groucho Marx - S. Quentin Quale