“I'm pursuing something and nobody looks too happy about it.”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

Happiness can't be pursued. It either comes to your or it don't. You can always say "if only this and if only that"; but if only is a state of mind that we get into when we feel deprived.
Bob Dylan - Jack Fate

“Sometimes you smile because you're happy. Other times, you smile just because you've survived. But hey, a smile is a smile.”
Justin Long - Donald

“I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.”
Gary Anthony Williams - Bridget Jones

“- President Westwood: How do you lose a goddamn nuclear submarine?
- Larry Ramsey: I have an idea, Mr President, but let's just pray I'm wrong.”
Ernie Hudson - President Westwood
John Enos III - Larry Ramsey