“- Anna: I am sorry, but the plasma separation is a very traumatic process to the body! Our policy clearly prohibits more than one in a six-month period.
- Madeline Ashton: So? It's been nearly that long already.
- Anna: Miss Ashton, you had one three weeks ago.”
Michelle Johnson - Anna
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton

“When you were walking down the street with a trail of blood behind your ass, I bought your Kotex!”
Wendy Raquel Robinson - Starletta

“- Nelson Moss: Why a month?
- Sara Deever: Because it's long enough to be meaningful, but short enough to stay out of trouble.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“- Andy Warhol: Candy, how often do you get your period?
- Candy Darling: Every day. I'm such a woman!”
Jared Harris - Andy Warhol
Stephen Dorff - Candy Darling

“Why did the blonde jump off a building? To see if her maxi pad had wings!”
Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers