“- Jill: Hal... I'm not attracted to you.
- Hal: So what? What, you think that everyone who goes out are always attracted to each other? Get real!”
Susan Ward - Jill
Jack Black - Hal

“- Romy White: Didn't you have a thing for Sandy in high school?
- Heather Mooney: I did not have a thing! I did not have a thing, I did not have a thing! I was very much in love with him! Very much in love and there's a difference!”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Janeane Garofalo - Heather Mooney

“- William Parrish: How perfect for you, to take whatever you want because it pleases you. That's not love.
- Joe Black: Then what is it?
- William Parrish: Some aimless infatuation which, for the moment, you feel like indulging, it's missing everything that matters.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“- Admiral Hood: It takes more than an infatuated youth to make a mutiny. It takes a discontented crew.
- Lieutenant William Bligh: The crew were anything but discontent, sir. Fletcher Christian corrupted them.
- Captain Greetham: Yes, but what made them so easy to corrupt?
- Lieutenant William Bligh: I don't know.”
Laurence Olivier - Admiral Hood
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Lieutenant William Bligh
Edward Fox - Captain Greetham

“- Jim Levenstein: Amazing.
- Stifler: Yes, the force is strong in that one.”

Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein
Seann William Scott - Stifler