“Mick, Pnub, I'll never forget all those times we sat around, watched TV and got really, really stoned. And all those other times we just... well, I guess that's all we did.”
Devon Sawa - Anton Tobias

“- Alonzo: Why do you wanna be a narc?
- Jake: I want to protect the streets by ridding it of dangerous drugs.
- Alonzo: Yeah, but why do you wanna be a narc?
- Jake: I wanna make detective.”
Denzel Washington - Alonzo
Ethan Hawke - Jake

“Well, I'm glad I ain't scared to be lazy.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“- Pig Pen: So, are you like a crippled guy?
- Barry: No, I'm just a really lazy guy!”
Derek Hamilton - Pig Pen
Todd Richards - Barry

“Which is the most universal human characteristic: fear or laziness?”
Louis Mackey - Louis Mackey