“Now, as in the beginning, I belong to the front. You belong to the tail. When the foot seeks the place of the head, the sacred line is crossed. Know your place. Keep your place. Be a shoe.”
Tilda Swinton - Mason

“- Dr. Herbert A. Morrison: Good. That's a step in the right direction. I would like to help you put your life back in order.
- Claudia Draper: Herbie, there is no order in life. Maybe you need order. Maybe that's why you're here. Behind bars. Makes you feel safe doesn't it?”
Eli Wallach - Dr. Herbert A. Morrison
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Col. Nathan R. Jessup: Ever put your life in another man's hands, ask him to put his life in yours?
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: No, sir.
- Col. Nathan R. Jessup: We follow orders, son. We follow orders or people die. It's that simple.”
Jack Nicholson - Col. Nathan R. Jessup
Tom Cruise - Lt. Daniel Kaffee

“- Exercise Instructress: Let's begin with posture. A lady always enters a room erect.
- Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia: Most of my friends exit horizontally.”
Ann Morriss - Exercise Instructress
Rosalind Russell - Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia

“- Becky O'Shea: Give me a J. Give me a U. Give me A.
- Danny O'Shea: Is that lipstick?
- Becky O'Shea: No. It's a cherry tootsie pop.”

Shawna Waldron - Becky O'Shea
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea