“- James Whale: There was a time when this place was full of pricks. Big, hard, arrogant pricks.
- Clayton Boone: Enough already. Isn't it bad enough that you tell me you're a fucking homo? You have to rub it in my face?”
Sir Ian McKellen - James Whale
Brendan Fraser - Clayton Boone

“- Rusty Griswold: Wow dad, we must have jumped that rail by like 50 yards.
- Clark Griswold: Nothing to be proud of Russ [pauses as Rusty walks away and then proudly] … 50 yards.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“I'm not a pistoleer or a knife-smith like that greaser Chavez Chavez over there. I'm a pugilist.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“- Bud: How are you gonna get home?
- Sissy: I got a thumb, I got a middle finger!”
John Travolta - Bud
Debra Winger - Sissy

“- Alex: That's quite a buffet you have there.
- Bea: Thank you, Mr. President.”

Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Knight - Bea