“Recently, my parents looked me up on the Internet. Asked to meet their grandchildren. Spend a week with them. I looked my parents up, they have a counseling website. People love them. Ironically, they counsel people, which is a hoot.”
Kathryn Hahn - Mom

“I fell asleep without realizing it. And when I awakened, there were all my relatives speaking in low tones and saying nothing but the kindest things about me. Then I knew I was dead.”

Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“We're not just an uncle and a niece. It's something else. I know you. I know you don't tell people a lot of things. I don't either. I have a feeling that inside you there's something nobody knows about... something secret and wonderful. I'll find it out.”

Teresa Wright - Charlie Newton

“They're two of the dearest, sweetest, kindest, old ladies that ever walked the Earth. They're out of this world. They're like, they're like pressed rose leaves.”

Edward McNamara - Brophy

“I've got the two nicest aunts in the world. Of course, you've got the nicest nephew in the world, too.”

Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster