“It's messy, it's crowded, it's polluted, and there are people who would just as soon step on your face as look at you. But come on! There's gotta be a few sparks of sweet humanity left in this burned-out berg.”

Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz

“- Jill Young: So, this is L.A., huh? Everything looks the same. How do you know where you are?
- Gregg O'Hara: It's easy. The ocean's that way, the mountains are that way, Mexico's that way, and Canada's that way. You don't have to worry about the rest; you'll never see it through the smog.”
Charlize Theron - Jill Young
Bill Paxton - Gregg O'Hara

“- Softball Player: Hey, man, take it easy. It's just a cigarette.
- Hank Evans: Oh yeah? Well, this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around, it can leave one hell of a mess.”
Conrad Goode - Softball Player
Jim Carrey - Hank

“Well, fuck my ozone.”

Jim Carrey - Hank

“- Mrs. Gloop: What a disgusting, dirtyriver!
- Mr. Salt: Industrial waste, that. You've ruined your watershed Wonka: it's polluted.
- Willy Wonka: It's chocolate.”
Ursula Reit - Mrs. Gloop
Roy Kinnear - Mr. Salt
Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka