“Attention all campers, it's 9:30... and that's lights-out time here at Camp Northstar, 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is parents day, and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary.”
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Zammis: Uncle, what did my parent look like?
- Davidge: Your parent looked like... my friend.”
Bumper Robinson - Zammis
Dennis Quaid - Davidge

“- Clark Griswold: Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us?
- Audrey Griswold: What? You told me to get a summer job.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Marisol Nichols - Audrey Griswold

“- Hermione Granger: My parents are dentists.
- Professor Horace Slughorn: Fascinating. And is that considered a dangerous profession?
- Hermione Granger: No... Although, one boy did bite my father once.”
Emma Watson - Hermione Granger
Jim Broadbent - Professor Horace Slughorn

“- Mom: Well, you could use some help. What if you gave him a job?
- Dad: I don't want him sellin' used cars!
- Mom: Why not? It's good enough for you.
- Dad: Who says its good enough for me?
- Mom: You do.”
Barbara Barrie - Mom
Paul Dooley - Dad