“- Mongol General: What is best in life?
- Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
Akio Mitamura - Mongol General
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“Life in San Francisco, you see, is still just life. If you want any one thing too badly, it's likely to turn out to be a disappointment. The only healthy way to live life is to learn to like all the little everyday things, like a sip of good whiskey in the evening, a soft bed, a glass of buttermilk, or a feisty gentleman like myself.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“Life's terribly short girl. Give yourself some pleasure. I'll bet you've never been kissed.”

Stockard Channing - Mrs. Allworthy

“- Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
- Andy: It's all about connections.
- Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
- Andy: Yeah.
- Mooj: And butthole pleasures.”
Gerry Bednob - Mooj
Steve Carrell - Andy

“Where is the Eye of the Serpent? Rexor says that you gave it to a girl, probably for a mere night's pleasure... What a loss.”
James Earl Jones - Thulsa Doom